Sunday 9 December 2018

The Future Of Earth

"Hey Great Organiser of the Deep Universe, look what has just come up on the deep search."

"It's just another lump of muck. And call me God."

"No God, there are signs of primitive life who have learned how to escape."

"You mean they could find and try to conquer us?"

"Could be, God, what shall I do, fry it or freeze it?"

"Try both, one of them should work."



1 comment:

  1. Maybe something in between frying and freezing. Perhaps this could be something like "sweat gently on a very low heat until completely soft."