Monday, 27 June 2011
Turandot Saves The Euro
It is quite simple, honoured sir, you answer three riddles successfully and you get the girl with all the wealth of China behind you to live more (or less) happily ever after or until the next big earthquake.
If you fail to answer any of them correctly then we chop off your head and dispose of the remains accordingly.
The first riddle is how much do you think we think you have got and are good for?
The second riddle is that if you answer the first how long do you think we will give you to pay it back and what security will we demand in the meantime?
The third riddle is………………