If you ring
fence groups of people to prevent them from being insulted, the subject of
jests or indeed criticism then if that process goes on you have fewer and fewer
to have a go at.
There is no
shortage of people who feel that neither they nor anyone like them might be
questioned etc. The trouble is that this
leaves you with fewer and fewer groups open to mock or detract.
Simon Jenkins
in The Guardian on Pale Stale Males has been bold enough to be one of the first
to put his head above the parapet to remind us that old white men have become
the target for today and tonight. As a chap well on in years and classified as
male, I declare an interest.
A reason for
old white males having many senior positions is because they are of a
generation when white males were commonly recruited to work which had prospects
and many in fact did rise through the ranks to top jobs.
Moreover these
are people who did not skive off into retirement ASP like some I know and so
lasted a longer time in such jobs. Those days we are told are gone and regarded
as rightly so. The future is feminine and foreign and we will be all the better
for it.
Having done my
virtue signalling for the day, one take on this which caught the eye is from
that serious philosophy site The Daily Mash which has the item below under the
heading "Old White Man Isn't Sure Why He Isn't Massively Powerful.
Quote:
AN
81-YEAR-OLD white man is confused about why he isn’t running the world.
Widower Roy Hobbs spends his days
gardening and watching documentaries about bridges that got blown up in the
war, but he would happily control the stock market and hold governments in the
palm of his hand. He said: “Apparently old white men run the world, but I can’t
even get someone round to fix my boiler.
“I wouldn’t mind being a business
kingpin or head of some secret banking society, making decisions that influence
the lives of millions. Not that I’m particularly into those things, but it’d
give me an excuse to chat to more people.“A bit of power might be good though.
In my big office I’d be like ‘bring me some Hob Nobs!’ and bang my fist against
my massive desk. “Then a young lad would appear with Hob Nobs and a cup of
tea that is neither too milky nor too strong.
“But perhaps that level of influence
would corrupt me and I’d end up demanding crab paste sandwiches with the crusts
removed. That’s when you know you’ve lost it.”
Unquote.
The command of the British Army at
Waterloo should have been given to Kitty
Pakenham instead of that dreadful Arthur Wellesley.
My sympathies are with Roy Hobbs, it's ages since anyone brought me a Hob Nob.
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ReplyDeleteIt's the right people Hob-Knobbing with each other that established their collective dominance. Biscuits are an overlooked factor in the maintenance of the Old World Order.
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