The Right On Ms Justine Greening, Secretary of State for Equalities and a few other things of lesser importance, such as Education, will announce in the New Year the abolition of aunts and uncles.
These words no
longer fit into the word structures, formerly language, deployed in the current
verbal and written interactions employed as forms of communication between
sentient beings.
Hitherto
persons who were defined in terms of being an "aunt" or
"uncle" will be termed Siblings Of DNA Source, or SODS in short. All
aunts and uncles will therefore become SODS on 1st January 2017 by regulations
issued under the Royal Prerogative.
Breaches of
these regulations will be referred to a Tribunal which will specialise in Sods
Law. Those found guilty will be required to give community service in
orphanages.
This is likely
to be followed by similar provisions for persons once said to be parents, mums
and dads, mothers and fathers. They are to be defined as DNA Origin Providing
Entities, or DOPES, in short.
The Government
press release states that these measures are consistent with 21st Century
culture, thinking and lifestyles.
Does this mean Aunt Bessie's Homestyle Chips will have to become Sod Bessie's Homestyle Chips?
ReplyDeleteThey certainly will; they're crap.
ReplyDeleteBob's yer Sod. My Sod Fanny. Kind of works.
ReplyDeleteSatire is not Dead.
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