England awake!
The Russkies are here, their navy manned by men with snow on their boots is off
our shores just now. The last time their Baltic fleet headed East; back in late
1904, when they arrived off China in 1905 the Japanese navy blew them out of
the water. Now they are headed for Syria with only what is left of the US Navy
to inflict any damage.
Before they
got out of the North Sea in 1904 under the impression that the Japanese Navy was
waiting for them; communications were not so good then, they sank two English
fishing trawlers out of Hull. Mercifully thanks to the great and good of the EU
this is not likely to happen, we do not fish these days.
As they pass
we have the services of the voluntary RNLI lifeboats to rely on, mostly. They
will fish out any wobbly Russian sailors who fall overboard after the vodka
ration and are unused to being at sea. Some may jump overboard to join all
those refugees anxious for benefits and needing advice as to the nearest
nightlife.
There is
claimed to be a Dragon Destroyer, apart from a couple of border control boats
with limited distances, that may "shadow" them. That is, unless it gets choppy off the
Scillies or rough in the Bay of Biscay. In any case it cannot go far, the ECHR
about to rule that active servicemen with pets must be allowed time off for
reasons of first, animal rights and secondly, human rights.
What will
happen off Syria is an interesting question. What we should have firmly in our
minds that all those people with all that military hardware are prone to
hitting the wrong targets and often inflicting self damage. So the USA does not
have only the Russians to fear, "Hit the button" Hillary could soon
send half her navy to the bottom by accident.
Back in '05 many
other things were happening. In Odessa there was that business with the
Battleship Potemkin and in St. Petersburg, The Winter Palace. The Kaiser went to Morocco and upset
the French. In France a research psychologist named Alfred Binet, wanting to
outdo the Freudians, claimed that intelligence in humans might be most easily
be measured by mental agility tests rather than by traditional education and
examination notably in the classics.
Back in
December '04 the "Missionary Of The Empire", Unionist Joseph
Chamberlain, the Harriet Harman of the day, they are related, went to the East
End to persuade the masses who were enthusiastic to his cause, thousands of
them attending. They cheered his demands for curbs on immigration from Europe
which he asserted was responsible for crime and disease.
Meanwhile,
between Baker Street and Uxbridge the Metropolitan Railway had introduced
electric trains and salivating dogs had won a Nobel Prize for Ivan Pavlov.
The big news
was the play "Peter Pan, The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up". Nowadays, they go into politics.
As for Ivan Pavlov and his salivating dogs...
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ReplyDeleteAs they pass we have the services of the voluntary RNLI lifeboats to rely on, mostly. They will fish out any wobbly Russian sailors who fall overboard after the vodka ration and are unused to being at sea.
ReplyDeleteRollicking good stuff, Demetrius.
Demetrius, sorry for the 'spam' but I have been asked by Anne Raccoon to let everyone know that she is not a well gal atm and will be off games for a while. Her blog will be closed/comments turned off (amazingly Mr . G managed that!) for a while. As several of your readers also read her blog, i thought posting here might be a good idea.
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