The sweltering
heat in the South and East of England arises from a plume of high pressure caused by hot
air movement unusual for this time of year.
This is due to
a surge of political manifesto's some scientists argue may be more dangerous
than even the venting of methane gas.
They affect
the nervous systems of politicians in such a way as to cause them to emit
vapours that are potentially toxic.
It is easy to
diagnose those most affected. Their
immune systems go into overdrive to become manic which affects the voice and
the key symptom is to claim that the manifesto's are fully costed.
This
derangement is potentially highly dangerous if those affected are left in
charge of money, health services, children, armed forces and other sensitive
areas.
Under no
circumstances should they be taken to Europe or any of the other continents.
Also, they
should be avoided to the point of staying away from ballot boxes, poll booths
or postal voting forms.
Should you
have serious concerns and suffer stress related reactions to TV and radio
services covering this period of high tension it might be best to totally
ignore it.
A glass of simple fruit juice might steady the nerves in trying to work out
what might be true and what might not.
Yes, the fruit juice is a good analogy. We will never really know what we are buying unless we demand less complexity.
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