Thursday 23 April 2015

Budget Planning Promise Of The Day Thirteen





There's a hole in my budget, dear voter, dear voter,
There's a hole in my budget, dear voter, a hole.

The fix it, dear leader, dear leader, dear leader,
Oh fix it, dear leader, dear leader, fix it.

With what shall I mend it, dear voter, dear voter?
With what shall I mend it, dear voter, with what?

With a debt, dear leader, dear leader, dear leader,
With a debt, dear leader dear leader, with a debt.

But the debt is too large, dear voter, dear voter,
The debt is too large, dear voter, too large.

Cut it, dear leader, dear leader, dear leader,
Then cut it, dear leader, dear leader, cut it.

How shall I cut it, dear voter, dear voter,
How shall I cut it, dear voter, what cut?

With decision, dear leader, dear leader, dear leader,
With decision, dear leader for you to decide.

Decisions are tricky, dear voter, voter, dear voter,
Decisions are tricky, dear voter, to trick.

Spin it, dear leader, dear leader, dear leader, dear leader,
Oh spin it, dear leader, spin it.

With what shall I spin it, dear voter, dear voter,
How shall I spin it, dear voter, just how?

With a bribe, dear leader, dear leader, dear leader,
With a bribe, dear leader, dear leader, with a bribe.

With what shall I bribe them, dear voter, dear voter,
With what shall I bribe them, dear voter, with what.

With money, dear leader, dear leader, dear leader,
With money, dear leader, money a lot.

But money is short, dear voter, dear voter,
We are short, dear voter, dear voter, of money.

Then find some, dear leader, dear leader, dear leader,
Find some, dear leader, dear leader, and soon.

Where shall I find it, dear voter, dear voter, dear voter,
Where shall I find it, dear voter, Oh where.

With debt, dear leader, dear leader, dear leader,
With debt, dear leader, with even more debt.

Where shall I find it, dear voter, dear voter, dear voter,
Where shall I find it, dear voter, Oh where?

In your budget, dear leader, dear leader, dear leader,
In your budget, dear leader, the budget it's in.

There's a hole in my budget, dear voter, dear voter,
There's a hole in my budget, dear voter, a hole.
      

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