Today is Budgie Day when we are told how to take care of that intruder into our homes whose demands are insatiable.
You will be asked to feed it with more seed, although you will be told that this is not a problem.
Also, you will be required to do more to take care of it and all the associated foreign budgies that we are helping to feed.
You will be told that this will enrich your lives. Sadly, when the reality dawns on you it will be too late.
When you next get the chance to vote, it will be a question of which is the biggest budgie but it will be impossible to tell.
Also, it might be a catastrophe.