Tuesday 3 April 2018

Where There's A Will



The Labour Party is promising £10,000 smackers to people at age 25 as an Inheritance Fund to set them up to meet the expenses of adult life.

This could mean 15,000 bottles of Carlsberg Export at a nearby supermarket.

The 25th birthday parties to come will surely live in the memory.

Perhaps these occasions could be called Jeremy Days because they will truly be out of their minds.

Sic transit gloria mundi.

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