Later today Cameron will
reveal his grand plan for a new HST line to be built from Stranraer to
Stornoway, with extensions to Skibbereen, Mount Snowdon and as an afterthought,
Spennymoor. The SNP will counter with a
proposal to extend the Edinburgh tramline to Tobermory.
The SNP will cap this with
a demand that all algorithm driven high frequency trading in Scottish funds
will only allow gains for Scotland. All
losses will be borne by England. After
five minutes with his media adviser Cameron will agree.
Clegg will beat this with
a promise that no Scot will suffer any losses from dealing in stocks or shares,
property deals or related financial affairs and payday loans. These will be borne by England. The SNP will counter this by demanding that
no Scot should suffer losses in gambling with English betting firms.
Cameron will spend another
five minutes considering the media impact and will then agree. Miliband will
promise that a Labour government will extend this to Scottish firms, internet
and others and no Scot will suffer any losses at all for any reason.
The SNP will claim that
this is bullying the financial services sector in Scotland to accept English
domination and control. The answer will
be total nationalisation of the financial sector with the Bank of England,
founded by a Scot, accepting responsibility for any and all deficits.
Perhaps not, but it makes more sense than what has been going on.
Perhaps not, but it makes more sense than what has been going on.
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