Seasonal Grouching

Sometimes I wonder if the whole Christmas and New Year thing would be a great deal cheaper and easier were we to trot along to the local gaol along the road, knock on the door and ask for admission.

I would be quite happy to biff a warder on the nose if that was the only way. It is not easy however. It seems that to get to gaol you have to upset a "snowflake" rather than any of the old robbing banks etc. options.

The 19th Century cartoon, above, tells us that none of this is really new. But there may be a chance, there is a Maserati on the car park.

If I could get into it............