Our Prime Minister, Theresa May, is walking up hill and down dale in Switzerland and perhaps consulting with her private bankers in a welcoming gasthaus off the beaten track.
If she and her entourage are staying in one their excellent hostels to economise on expenses does the security man have the top bunk or the bottom one?
Might there be an assignation with President Putin at the Rheichenbach Falls, if so, which one will get the push?
While this is going on we are advised that this means that Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson is in charge of the shop and till.
Is it at all possible that something adverse is about to happen?