It has now become
fashionable for the famous to "come out" and to admit that they are
involved in this or that, have done things which they really shouldn't or have
financial or personal matters which they now want to share with the world.
So why shouldn't one of
the plebeian class use the web to do the same and inform all and sundry of
something that it normally kept well hidden and rarely, if ever, sees the light
of day?
I know this will lead to
abuse, insults and jeers that will cut to the quick. Yes, dear reader, I am spending time with my
toenails and have devoted myself to them in recent months after a long period
of close attachment.
It was my socks that
alerted me to the fact that things were not as they should be. Holes appeared which were not necessary. I became obsessed with the search for socks
that would not hole so easily. I could
not admit it was my failure to think and care about my toenails that was the problem.
I know I am not alone and
this is something that many others will share with me. I would urge them not to be afraid but to
face the truth about their toenails and admit to others how you feel about
them.
It has meant accepting
changes. One is that the feet are now
washed far more often. This has meant losing
that indefinable personal aura that so expressed my then personality. The nails are filed and shaped in a way that
has changed not just my feet but the ability to walk further than the fridge
without hobbling.
It has meant a personal
discipline that had been forgotten. My
toenails have now to be part of the daily life and need all the consideration
that can be given them. I have had to
rethink the priorities in my perceptions.
Now, I ask of you, can you
look your toenails in the face?
Nick Robinson can't, for reasons best left to ponder.
ReplyDeleteCrikey - what a picture!
ReplyDeleteMy nails slice through socks with ease unless I trim them regularly.
Your politics, post 1945 history and economics are great, as for this well, I can't be arsed to use a metaphor......
ReplyDeletebig toe nails should often be registered as dangerous weapons.
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