If you take a
walk along the Regent's Canal in Islington, in some places it is scenic, others
it is not. There are quite a few boats
on it, some providing living quarters for the local proletariat, whose Member
of Parliament is Jeremy Corbyn. His
musings on matters maritime have made the headlines.
Just as old
coal barges are now snug homes his vision is that the Trident missile
submarines can be converted to new underwater coal barges to help the reopened
coal mines of Scotland to export to Islington, although I doubt they will use
the canal.
As a result of
the last Labour Government's ideas about big boats we will have two large
aircraft carriers without aircraft.
Between these and disarmed Trident vessels they will cost more than the
rest of the navy put together, what is left of it.
But think of
the jobs it will save and the skills retained from the past and not least the
Trade Unions that represent them and pay for the upkeep of The Labour
Party. But why stop there when there are
wider fields to conquer?
Restore the
manual typewriter is my demand. Recreating
offices with all that paperwork will give a huge boost to both employment and
GDP. A boom in new offices for all those
filing cabinets and all the people to make use of them will transform both the
property market and the labour market.
Giving away
free manual typewriters will spur a transformation of our culture. It will release millions from the tyranny of
computers, dodgy software and the endless long hours of work in social media
and exchanging information.
The benefits
accruing will mean a new generation of boats, oops ships, for our Royal Navy as
in the picture above, underwater surface vessels that are propelled by steam
turbine, or even oars persons.
All together
now, "Sons of the sea, bobbing up and down like this.......".
At least a typewriter can't be hacked, doesn't need regular updates and doesn't spy on you.
ReplyDeleteI was told that in the 'good old' USSR one needed a licence to own a typewriter. Apparently it was considered much more dangerous than a firearm. I'd bet that they would think your idea is great.
ReplyDeleteAs for re-opening the coal mines, an ex-miner friends said that wouldn't happen because they were all taken off care and maintenance under Mr Blair, after which they flooded. A few years of that and they would be death traps even if pumped out.