Further to my previous
post on Mrs. Thatcher, born Roberts. A
comment suggests that her present role is incorrect and that her spirit is
contracted to another. It is possible that
many people today are unaware of the changes to Eternity Resources that have
occurred recently, albeit with little or no mention.
Essentially, a reverse
takeover has occurred and now Eternity is one operation designed to cut costs
and increase efficiency in soul handling and management. Funded by a group of
Private Equity firms and Limited Liability Partnerships backed by HSBC, Goldman
Sachs and others Heaven is now only a brand name for certain specialist
marketing functions.
In fact soul security
equities are handled by Deutsche Bank and its trusts using them as a basis for
Collateral Deposit Obligations and derivative activity across the trading
markets in the ether. Satan And
Familiars Inc of the Cayman Islands are now the controlling financial base for
all local universe Eternity activity.
The Devil is now both
Devil and God, and the former God is tasked with increasing market penetration
in Alternative Universes in partnership with Virgin Space. This is a challenging project which is
breaking new ground and takes all his time.
I hope this makes it
clear. The implication for Earth souls
is that we are all going to hell, subject to terms and conditions.
"The implication for Earth souls is that we are all going to hell, subject to terms and conditions."
ReplyDeleteI never expected anything else. I wonder how many bloggers are down there? Should be lots to write about.
Was there not a hostile takeover bid by an Imp? Alas the minion, leading his mercenary host of crack used car salesmen, got lost, and now resides in Purge-a-Tory, or Marbella as it is Known To The Faithful.
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