The Lance Corporal Theory Of Employment, Interest and Money

We are Mark Carney's Army,

No financial use are we,

The only time you'll see us,

Is when we're on the spree.

And when our contracts over,

We'll shout with all our might,

Per ardua ad astra,

Blow you jack, I'm alright.

With apologies to Gideon Osborne Baldrick, or Gobbles the rudderless cox as we used to call him on boats.